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"Dwight, You Ignorant Slut!"

i'm aleisha and i might be high right now  assbutts
May 19 '13

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May 19 '13

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

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May 19 '13
joanshepard: someactorkid: nerdycouture: lukethreepwood: littleradge: celestialcow: xcryinglighting: Yes, I play videogames :)<3 Yes, I drink coke. :) <3 Yah i play vidya gaem 2 Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3 Yes, I use paper towels :)<3 Yes, I use lamps :) <3 I’ll probably keep on reblogging this from myself until the end of times.

joanshepard:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3

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Yes, I drink coke. :) <3

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Yah i play vidya gaem 2

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Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3

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Yes, I use paper towels :)<3

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Yes, I use lamps :) <3

I’ll probably keep on reblogging this from myself until the end of times.

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May 19 '13
scene-killer: this really is what adulthood is like

scene-killer:

this really is what adulthood is like

(Source: frickyeah1990s)

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May 19 '13

zacharieforpresident:

zacharieforpresident:

hey guys remember these things image

i just lost a follower

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May 19 '13

meladoodle:

grizzlygrandma:

meladoodle:

zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”

So many fucking Lols comin out my dick right nao

you should probably get that checked out

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May 19 '13

you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt 

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(Source: emobaria)

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May 19 '13

saltandvinegarcrisps:

i have an essay about uganda due tomorrow and this is all i have so far

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May 19 '13

izzetheking:

I think we all should just stop masturbating with our dicks and start masturbating with our hearts

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May 19 '13

kylobe:

sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it

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